One of my favorite things about ya/na fantasy is probably that the maturity levels of a several hundred year old man is finally enough to match that of a 16-20 something year old woman and I honestly think that’s the most realistic thing in these books.
‘It’s not enough, though. Love. It doesn’t mean you won’t hurt her, it doesn’t mean she’ll be safe with you. It doesn’t work that way.’
THE WRITING. THE ACTING.


*hits on you* *actually hits you*

Me, constantly

I hate that I can’t just do stuff lol my brain is like “well I don’t wanna therefore I can’t” like bro just act normal
Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot
i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work
Fans: you’re gonna mess up The Batman
Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I’ll do it on purpose
american things that are surely fictional:
- donald trump
- blue raspberry
- wearing shoes indoors
- texas?????
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
- your brother
being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven’t spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn’t strictly “necessary”] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you’re not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you’ll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it’s suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you’re running out of time]
the sex ed guide your parents didn’t give you
- how to put a condom on
- where to get free birth control
- the hymen debunked
- cleaning your vibrators
- how to avoid pressures
- signs you may be pregnant
- safe guide to anal sex
- all about dental dams
- disabled sexual resources
- what is hiv?
- feminist porn
- female ejaculation
- fisting 101
- communication during sex
- setting sexual boundaries
- bdsm vs abuse
- lube during sex
- the clitoris
- sex education games
- understanding gender
- what to do if your nudes were leaked
- intersex
- sexual consent
- all about masturbation
- tips for your first time
reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but it’s really really important
Y’all this is important!!!
i’m firmly abstinent, so i’m reblogging this for any followers who might not be
Nurx will ship birth control to your home without you ever having to see a doctor. You get a prescription by providing one of their doctors with your information (they have HIPAA protections and you can see the doctor’s credentials too). You can either pick a medication, have it picked for you, or (I think) continue a prescription you already have. I think it only operates in the USA.
You can use insurance but you don’t have to (and most brands without insurance are $15/month but the cheaper generics can be as low as $5/month). They offer the pill but they also offer diaphrams, the patch, and a few other options as well.
They operate in almost all 50 states and have a timely messaging system if you ever have any questions about your symptoms/medication.
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sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:
anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
found it :)
My heart..
This reminds me of this post;
Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.










